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[juxtaposie]

MOTHER OF GOD, GATEWAY! SHIT LIKE THIS IS WHY I DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT PAYING MY RENT LATE!

Discovered there was something wrong with the printer by printing out, on TOP of the project I just finished, 90+ pages of fic that needs to be beta-read (YES JEN, IT'S THAT FIC) only to discover, somewhere around page 62 that THE PRINTER IS KINDA OUT OF INK. NOT SO OUT THAT IT'S NOT PRINTING, JUST OUT ENOUGH THAT THERE ARE LARGE STREAKS OF BLANK NOTHINGNESS ON EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN PAGE. THANKS FOR HELPING ME WASTE TREES, GATEWAY. DOUCHEBAGS.

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[tehlobster.livejournal.com]

At least you didn't order yourself a goddamned pizza, making sure the crust was gf, and had them TAKE DOWN YOUR NAME, which was actually THEIR IDEA. Then, giving them fifteen minutes to freaking MAKE the pizza, you at least didn't go down to get it and find out, OH HEY, SOME OTHER CHICK HAD TAKEN IT, PRESUMABLY NOT BOTHERING TO QUESTION THE FACT THAT THERE WAS MAGICALLY ALREADY A GF PIZZA MADE, INSTEAD OF HAVING TO WAIT FOR IT LIKE SHE ALWAYS HAD BEFORE. NOPE, JUST THE PIZZA FAIRY, SMILING UPON HER, I GUESS.

And so I'm thinking at this point, "Hey no problem, they can just make me another!" :D EXCEPT THEN IT TURNED OUT THAT WAS THEIR LAST GF CRUST.

Now OK, I can understand maybe thinking one girl was actually another. It can be hard to be sure the voice of the person ordering from you over the phone and the voice standing in front of you requesting pizza are the same person, and you're inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt, especially when you weren't even the one to take the call when it came in. BUT THEN WHY THE HELL EVEN ASK ME FOR MY NAME IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE HANDING OUT MY FREAKING PIZZA TO EVERY CINDY CELIAC WHO COMES ALONG?

ALSO GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY DOES THAT ASSHOLE ALWAYS FUCKING INSIST ON BOUNCING HIS FUCKING BASKETBALL INDOORS. THERE IS AN OUTDOOR CONVENIENTLY LOCATED DOWNSTAIRS FOR JUST SUCH AN URGE. HE IS DRIVING ME UP THE DAMN WALL.

OK, I'm done. Yelling over the internet is good.

[artemisrae.livejournal.com]

...so I'm guessing you don't want to see what I've added to Rush Valley fic then?

[juxtaposie.livejournal.com]

*grabby hands* I've got an hour before I have to leave for class. Get online!

[essbeejay.livejournal.com]

I AM HORRIFIED THAT YOU PRINTED THAT MONSTER OUT AND AM HIDING IN SHAME. GOD, COWERING.

[juxtaposie.livejournal.com]

NO IT'S FINE I DON'T MIND AT ALL IT ACTUALLY MAKES IT A LOT EASIER TO GET THROUGH. I WAS PLANNING ON MAKING THAT MY PLANE ENTERTAINMENT (I'M GOING TO CHICAGO THIS WEEKEND, EEEEEE!!!) BUT NOW I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO CONTENT MYSELF WITH WORKING ON YOUR BIRTHDAY FIC. I KNOW YOU'RE SOOOOO DISAPPOINTED.

[juxtaposie.livejournal.com]

EDIT: WELL THAT WAS WEIRD. SCREW YOU TOO, LJ!

[aerodactylus.livejournal.com]

God, I HATE that. Damn printers...

[artemisrae.livejournal.com]

JOSIE. JOSIE. JOSIE. OMG. JOSIE. JOSIE. JOSIE.

OMG. FMA SPOILERS. OMG. ITS BIG.