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This one yoinked from [livejournal.com profile] boosette.

Google "You know you're from [your location] when ... " and copy/paste the list to your journal, bolding the true statements.


The list was really long, so I only took the first 20...

# You see more Texan flags than American flags.
# You know someone who ate the 72 oz steak and got it for free.
# You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots.
# You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries. But no one really does this anymore...
# You prefer Whataburger to McDonalds.
# You dress up to go shopping at the mall.
# You've hung ornaments and tinsel on a tumbleweed and used it as a Christmas tree.
# You're disappointed when a food doesn't come in spicy flavor.
# You know from experience that rattlesnake meat tastes like chicken.
# You can tell a rock from an armadillo at 300 yards. Srsly, it's not that hard...
# You know what a 'Cowboy Cadillac' is.
# You have both a dog and a brother-in-law named Bud
# Your local grocery store sells cactus in the Fresh Produce department
# You watch the movie Urban Cowboy and laugh at the phony Texan accents
# You choose a brand of Mexican salsa with the same care that another might use to select a bottle of fine wine HEY SALSA IS IMPORTANT!
# You think that the 4 basic food groups are nachos, bar-b-que, fajitas, and Copenhagen.
# You refer to the Dallas Cowboys as "God's favorite football team"
# You know whether another Texan is from South, West, East, North, or Central Texas as soon as they open their mouth.
# You don't consider people from Austin to be real Texans.<-- Screw this, I was born in Austin!
# Your Pastor wears boots. Not to services, but I seen 'em...

EDIT: Yes, I've been Wal-Marting, all soda is Coke, I've driven all day without leaving the state, and I have DEFINITELY burnt my hand opening the car door in the summer... God bless Texas!

Date: 2010-07-26 06:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] boosette.livejournal.com
# Your local grocery store sells cactus in the Fresh Produce department

FRESH NOPALES. zomg *misses them like whoa*

Date: 2010-07-26 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juxtaposie.livejournal.com
LOL YES! And the little fruit too...

Date: 2010-07-26 06:17 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] boosette.livejournal.com
Mmmm, cactus ...

Date: 2010-07-26 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shes-unreal.livejournal.com
You can only imagine my frustration when I would go to the stores in Houston and they'd be selling five different kinds of tortillas and no pita bread.

Date: 2010-07-26 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juxtaposie.livejournal.com
... Tehe. Pita bread - the rest of the world's tortilla!

Date: 2010-07-27 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erised-wings.livejournal.com
...I've dressed up to go shopping at a Mall. Cowboys are God's football team, and no you aren't really Texan weirdo.

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